everything is dried apricots and nothing hurts

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starxapple:

the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

carryonmy-assbutt:

I’m sorry taco

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

imjustgonnabesusenfromnowon:

madlori:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET FOR YEARS.

Reblogging for Keanu’s hair.

(Source: oldfilmsflicker)

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

ckents:

#when he shows up at the docks all dapper gentlemen and she’s all ‘DAAAAAAAAAMN LEMME GET YO TELEGRAM NUMBA’

ckents:

#when he shows up at the docks all dapper gentlemen and she’s all ‘DAAAAAAAAAMN LEMME GET YO TELEGRAM NUMBA’

i love the term “partners”

are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(Source: politicallyincorrectwalrus)

  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

The X-Files (September 10, 1993 - May 19, 2002)

You’re saying that, that time disappeared. Time can’t just disappear, it’s, it’s, it’s a universal invariant!

Not in this zip code.

(Source: mulders)

Sep 9

The IT Crowd: Series One Outtakes (2006)

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Sep 9

drovie:

kranja:

erisiana:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

FEELS

if i ever fail to reblog this, assume that i am dead

i love you so, witch cat and brave kitten

adries

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