If Diane and Eli don’t jump one another and bang against a table I will cry. I don’t care if it’s canon or fic, but I NEED this in my life. I’m boiling over with sexual frustration and fangirl feelings.
It was lucky the Scarecrow and the Woodman were wide awake and heard the wolves coming.
“This is my fight,” said the Woodman, “so get behind me and I will meet them as they come.”
He seized his axe, which he had made very sharp, and as the leader of the wolves came on the Tin Woodman swung his arm and chopped the wolf’s head from its body, so that it immediately died. As soon as he could raise his axe another wolf came up, and he also fell under the sharp edge of the Tin Woodman’s weapon. There were forty wolves, and forty times a wolf was killed, so that at last they all lay dead in a heap before the Woodman.
Then he put down his axe and sat beside the Scarecrow, who said, ‘It was a good fight, friend.’
‘Well! well! well! What a great surprise!’
And then the door burst open and Nick Chopper rushed into their midst and caught the Scarecrow in a close and loving embrace that creased him into many folds and wrinkles.
‘My dear old friend! My noble comrade!’ cried the Tin Woodman, joyfully. ‘how delighted! I am to meet you once again.’
This was a real fragrance. Also….look up the commercial on Youtube and prepare to be entertained!
It still exists. Or rather, it has risen again XD
Guests found the chimney’s expression unsettling, though Roger insisted upon its benevolence. This turned out to be his undoing.
(Photo: Mark Mahaney; Dwell)
